Wedding Stress Quotes

I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness.

I'm not the perfect bride after all.

It would have been a wonderful wedding - had it not been mine.

Now that I think about it, my 40th birthday was the most anxiety I've ever had, and my wedding was also the second time I've had that much anxiety. So I'm starting to realize that I can't be throwing these big bash parties because I need to own that I get anxiety with a lot of people diverting their attention to me.

Falling in love was the easy part; planning a wedding - yikes!

Don't say a woman is crazy just because she runs away from her wedding.

The day of the wedding went like these things generally do, full of anxious moments interspersed with black comedy.

Turns out, that's how it is with weddings. You just keep getting in deeper and deeper until you want to throw up.

It took two months from the day my fiance proposed to my first Google search for 'wedding planning: how?' Now, let me interrupt myself here and share how much I hate using the word 'fiance.' It's so fancy, and it's hard not to sound like a jerk saying it. Which is why I will be using my own word for fiance: gloob.

I've been in a couple of weddings where the coolest people that were the most day before so mellow and then the day of the wedding freaking out.

Wedding fever is one of the scariest diseases I have ever seen.

If you're going to plan a wedding, then a certain amount of suffering is not a choice.

I don't want to have a big wedding. I don't crave that ritual of dress fittings, party planning and all eyes being on you.

Come on, planning a wedding, let's be honest, it's not fun. It's not fun being in a wedding.

Weddings are never about the bride and groom, weddings are public platforms for dysfunctional families.

I was just on the edge of getting married, and I was frenzied at the prospect of this great step in my life after having been a bachelor for so long. And I really wanted to take my mind off of the agony, and so I decided to sit down and write a book.

I'm not the marrying type! But if I did get married, I definitely wouldn't be a bridezilla.

I don't think it's possible to have a wedding without it being stressful!

An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court.

In my experience, working with a bride-to-be, the last couple of weeks leading up to the wedding is uber-stressful.

I am the center of attention in my job every single day; the thought of a wedding to me is exhausting. Why would I put myself through that?

I am fully anticipating that something - perhaps many things - will not go according to plan on our actual wedding day. If some of the flowers are wilted, or there aren't enough vegetarian meals, or the priest calls me the wrong name, I will embrace these errors.

I'm so not a Bridezilla.

Planning a wedding is hell. Things are said. Doors are slammed. Quarrels about the most inconsequential things--yellow tablecloths or white? hors d'oeuvres set out on tables or passed around on trays?--are often pitched at such a level that it seems the combatants may never recover from them. Much of the anxiety, of course, is tribal. It is wrenching to have to open the sacred circle to admit an outsider.

On the night before we were married, all of the anxiety in the world came down upon me.