Ellie Kemper Quotes

Come on, planning a wedding, let's be honest, it's not fun. It's not fun being in a wedding.

A wedding, people decide to get married, it comes out of such love for one another and then women can turn into these other people. They're planning something that's the biggest event they'll ever plan in their lives and it turns them into this other person, so it's not totally the guy's fault that he's feeling disconnected from this person.

I don't think it's possible to have a wedding without it being stressful!

I'll get pretty much everything the way I want it. I've always dreamed of a beach wedding.

I love dress shopping, and I love talking about the wedding food. That's what makes me happy. If you tell me to do a guest list, I cry. I hate it.

I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness.

I am the center of attention in my job every single day; the thought of a wedding to me is exhausting. Why would I put myself through that?

I believe that anybody who gets married should go to a counselor for months before the wedding. I think that's going to save guys a lot of money and the ladies a lot of heartbreak.

I've been in a couple of weddings where the coolest people that were the most day before so mellow and then the day of the wedding freaking out.

Some weddings take longer to plan than others.

I want John Legend to sing at my wedding.

Falling in love was the easy part; planning a wedding - yikes!

I've thought about it a hundred times. I even buy bridal magazines sometimes. I want David Tutera to do my wedding.

My friends asked me to be a reverend at their wedding in France a few years ago. I went on the Internet, and within 15 seconds, I was printing out a certificate which allowed me to officiate at their wedding.

I'm still waiting for someone to call me to cater their wedding. But that's gonna cost you. If you want my cousin Jerez to play the sax, that's going to cost you a little more. The sky's the limit after that.

Wedding fever is one of the scariest diseases I have ever seen.

An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court.

It took two months from the day my fiance proposed to my first Google search for 'wedding planning: how?' Now, let me interrupt myself here and share how much I hate using the word 'fiance.' It's so fancy, and it's hard not to sound like a jerk saying it. Which is why I will be using my own word for fiance: gloob.

There are so many moving parts to a wedding, and I, it turns out, am a bit of a perfectionist.

Turns out, that's how it is with weddings. You just keep getting in deeper and deeper until you want to throw up.

If I had not felt certain that every additional trial was ordered by infinite love and mercy, I could not have survived my accumulated suffering.

Never underestimate what it takes to watch someone you love in pain.

Prosperity's the very bond of love, Whose fresh complexion and whose heart together Affliction alters.

Whatever pains disease may bring Are but the tangy seasoning To Loves delicious fare.

You got to pay your dues if you want to sing the blues...And you know it don't come easy.