David Kirsch Quotes

Wedding fever is one of the scariest diseases I have ever seen.

A wedding, people decide to get married, it comes out of such love for one another and then women can turn into these other people. They're planning something that's the biggest event they'll ever plan in their lives and it turns them into this other person, so it's not totally the guy's fault that he's feeling disconnected from this person.

I've been in a couple of weddings where the coolest people that were the most day before so mellow and then the day of the wedding freaking out.

Some brides stress, some don't. I think I'm a serene bride.

I really was about to pass out during my entire wedding. I just didn't know if I could marry anybody.

I don't want to have a big wedding. I don't crave that ritual of dress fittings, party planning and all eyes being on you.

I'm so not a Bridezilla.

I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness.

The day of the wedding went like these things generally do, full of anxious moments interspersed with black comedy.

Come on, planning a wedding, let's be honest, it's not fun. It's not fun being in a wedding.

I go out of my way to try not to be too annoying... my biggest goal in life is to not be annoying about being a bride.

I do not have a bride gene. I haven't been planning a wedding since I was 3. I never put a sheet on my head and pretended that it was a veil.

It is really scary. I think it's a natural feeling to have nerves when it comes to a wedding.

It took two months from the day my fiance proposed to my first Google search for 'wedding planning: how?' Now, let me interrupt myself here and share how much I hate using the word 'fiance.' It's so fancy, and it's hard not to sound like a jerk saying it. Which is why I will be using my own word for fiance: gloob.

Turns out, that's how it is with weddings. You just keep getting in deeper and deeper until you want to throw up.

I am the center of attention in my job every single day; the thought of a wedding to me is exhausting. Why would I put myself through that?

If you're going to plan a wedding, then a certain amount of suffering is not a choice.

Women who marry early are often overly enamored of the kind of man who looks great in wedding pictures and passes the maid of honor his telephone number.

I'm not the marrying type! But if I did get married, I definitely wouldn't be a bridezilla.

Personally, I'm an advocate for short engagements. Long sometimes means there is a reason for it. Two years engaged and no wedding... I'd be upset.

Each youth betrays considerable anxiety about the wedding night ahead.

I myself have never been enchanted by the dream of the white wedding, and, heaven help us, the expectation that this exquisitely catered event should be 'the happiest moment' of one's life.

I don't think it's possible to have a wedding without it being stressful!

Falling in love was the easy part; planning a wedding - yikes!

I'm not the perfect bride after all.