Wedding Anxiety Quotes

Marriage equality is a hustler's feeding frenzy of gold-diggers. I campaigned for marriage equality in Maryland because I believe we should have the right to it, but I personally don't want to get married. I don't want to imitate the traditions of heterosexual people. I hate weddings: they make me uneasy.

I see an insidious problem in the marketing of weddings as 'the happiest day of your life.' The pressure that is placed upon this event to be the alpha and omega of your entire existence makes it, I think, into a kind of nuptial New Year's Eve, and we all know how that usually turns out.

It is really scary. I think it's a natural feeling to have nerves when it comes to a wedding.

It took two months from the day my fiance proposed to my first Google search for 'wedding planning: how?' Now, let me interrupt myself here and share how much I hate using the word 'fiance.' It's so fancy, and it's hard not to sound like a jerk saying it. Which is why I will be using my own word for fiance: gloob.

Turns out, that's how it is with weddings. You just keep getting in deeper and deeper until you want to throw up.

Wedding fever is one of the scariest diseases I have ever seen.

I don't want to have a big wedding. I don't crave that ritual of dress fittings, party planning and all eyes being on you.

Personally, I'm an advocate for short engagements. Long sometimes means there is a reason for it. Two years engaged and no wedding... I'd be upset.

Each youth betrays considerable anxiety about the wedding night ahead.

In my experience, working with a bride-to-be, the last couple of weeks leading up to the wedding is uber-stressful.

I'm so not a Bridezilla.

I don't want my bridesmaids looking better than me.

Some brides stress, some don't. I think I'm a serene bride.

A wedding, people decide to get married, it comes out of such love for one another and then women can turn into these other people. They're planning something that's the biggest event they'll ever plan in their lives and it turns them into this other person, so it's not totally the guy's fault that he's feeling disconnected from this person.

Weddings are really good for making you feel terrible about yourself if you're not where you want to be in life.

I really was about to pass out during my entire wedding. I just didn't know if I could marry anybody.