Amy Poehler Quotes

I'm a smoker, my name is Snoop Dogg, and I'm a stoner.

Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.

I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.

I can't work without a Good L.A. weed. That's the thing you miss the most.

I love stoner comedies. I smoked weed in college, but I haven't smoked in years.

I'd say pot has been a break-even proposition for me.

Hey, ay, ay, ay...smoke weed everyday.

What is the difference between astroturf and grass? I don't know, I never smoked astroturf.

I smoked some weed, and that's how I finished 'Izzo.'

Marijuana is quite possibly the finest of intoxicants. It has been scientifically proven, for decades, to be much less harmful to the body than alcohol when used on a regular basis.

I don't consider weed to be any worse than having a beer.

Hollywood is a coke town, but weed is so much better. And Molly, too; those are happy drugs - social drugs. They make you want to be with friends. You're out in the open. You're not in a bathroom.

The whole thing about whether you smoke marijuana or not is so ridiculous. That and whether you protested the Vietnam War. Give me a break. Especially the marijuana thing.

A circus! 100 clowns of injustice have climbed out of the tiny clown car of this court room.

I grew up being educated by Sesame Street and gained a sense of humor from The Muppet Show. I'd give my right foot to be able to do a scene or two with the Muppets.

What makes people laugh? . . . It's a happy marriage between a person who needs to laugh and someone who's got one to give.

I'm in love with mary jane. she's my main thing. she makes me feel alright. she makes my heart sing. and when I'm feeling low, she comes as no suprise. turns me on with her love, takes me to paradiiiiise do you love me mary jane, yeah now do you think you love me mary jane don't you play no game.

Smoking's a way to let you down slowly from a ballgame. It also makes you use less of the resources around. It makes people better in the way they act towards society. Everybody's nicer. It's hard to be mean when you're stoned.

I learned how to make jokes because I wanted to give people as much fun as they did, and I guess I did, too.

You've got to realize that when all goes well, and everything is beautiful, you have no comedy. It's when somebody steps on the bride's train, or belches during the ceremony that you've got comedy!

Rusty thinks I should smoke marijuana, and I did for a while, but it only makes me giggle.

We were just drinking some joint juice earlier.

[in reference to turkey bowling] He [Tommy] squinted and picked his target, then took his steps and sent the bird sliding down the aisle. A collective gasp rose from the crew as the fourteen-pound, self-basting, fresh-frozen projectile of wholesome savory goodness plowed into the soap bottles like a freight train into a chorus line of drunken grandmothers.

I hear the weed is really strong in California.

Emily [Blunt] is such a giggler, she has such a positive life force about her and she's so giggly in a naughty sort of schoolgirl way that it kind of brings out the worst in you, you just love making her laugh. And also Nick Stoller has one of the best laughs. It's so infectious and whenever he laughs at something you do, it's like giving us a reward.