Kurt Vonnegut Quotes

I love the fact that I'm having an opportunity to make people laugh and you actually get to hear it.

The thing I do best is laugh.

I've kind of stopped valuing laughter as the end-all measurement of what I'm doing.

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

Audience laughter, when it's deserved, acts as a sort of fairy dust that makes funny moments not just funny, but joyous.

I've always been attracted to humor and funny people in general. It's a joy to make people laugh, but it's not as fun as laughing yourself.

I'm a sponge. I'm obsessed with comedy. I'm obsessed with the idea that you can make somebody laugh, and I love to be around people who can make other people laugh.

I've always liked being funny and making people laugh. I was a cut-up when I was a kid, and was always doing bits for my friends and family.

Even the people who do great jokes, [it's] always coming out of a very real place.

Once you learn how to make people laugh, then you get to choose exactly how you want to make them laugh.

What makes people laugh? . . . It's a happy marriage between a person who needs to laugh and someone who's got one to give.

People will do anything, anything, for a really nice laugh.

I always made people laugh, and everybody wanted me to sit at the table with them. I don't joke as much as I used to, but I can still be a little comedian every now and then.

I don't take myself too seriously. I enjoy what I do. I enjoy making people laugh.

I was born serious and I have earned my bread making other people laugh.

I love making people laugh.

Show me a person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag.

I can't live without a sense of humor. I need to be laughing and entertained at all times.

My job has always been to entertain people. I want people to laugh.

Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh... people need to laugh.

I have a need to always make people laugh. I have a desperate need. I love a great sense of humor. The people I sort of surround myself with have that.

He who has laughter on his side has no need of proof.

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

I'll do almost anything for a laugh.

I always, always want to make people laugh. In every situation. Even when it's inappropriate.