Dylan Moran Quotes

Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.

Drink promises you everything, but gives nothing.

Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.

Wine is a mocker, strong drink is riotous; and whoever is deceived by it is not wise

The saloon is a liar. It promises good cheer and sends sorrow

Martinis are glamorous but also so simple because they only have a few ingredients, and you can really taste the vodka.

I like beer.

I like whiskey and I like vodka, too. And beer.

No coffee is ever quite as good as it smells.

I don’t tweet for a very simple reason, which is that I drink.

It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics to set you on your feet again.

A scotch buzz is the best buzz in the world.

Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island?

No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.

When people drink, they talk, and talk is dangerous!

I take a lull from my CamelBak and choke at its potency. It tastes like bad decisions. It's perfect.

Think beer; drink beer.

Alcohol carries the pleasures of the palate to their highest degree.

When he finished, he drank from the cup. Everyone else did too, so I followed suit. And nearly choked to death. It was like fire in liquid form. It took every ounce of strength I had to swallow it and not spray it on those around me. "Wh...what is this?" I asked, coughing. Viktoria grinned. "Vodka." I peered at the glass. "No, it isn't. I've had vodka before." "Not Russian vodka." Apparently not.

Of course it's all right for librarians to smell of drink.

Another little drink wouldn't do us any harm.

I don't like people who drink decaf coffee it's like what. Why you drinking it? Like it taste so good? That's like drinking non alcoholic vodka.

I would fain keep sober always; and there are infinite degrees of drunkenness.

That's what was wrong with drinking too much. You became immune to drunken delights. There was no solace in liquor. Before you got happy, you collapsed.

False hope is worse than despair.