Tucker Max Quotes

After all, it is not where one washes one's neck that counts but where one moistens one's throat.

I did so many crazy things while drinking.

Everybody get drunk and make bad decisions.

Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.

I spent a lot of time between bars like this.

I drink because I'm thirsty.

A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.

Nothing gets a party started like some 110 per cent proof Ouzo from Kavos circa 2002.

I haven't taken into account how much I drink. I do drink a lot when I am on stage anyway. You will see me come back and have sips of water. I haven't taken into account how much.

Water is my drink.

Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.

I don’t tweet for a very simple reason, which is that I drink.

The wine in the bottle does not quench thirst.

Promise me one thing: don't take me home until I'm drunk - very drunk indeed.

American-style iced tea is the perfect drink for a hot

Certain nights, when everything's perfect and we have thousands of people partying their asses off, I break my rule and have a drink onstage. I've never done a show drunk. Well, I take that back. In the early days I did.

I’m going out, remember?” I prodded. “And I’m going to drink too much, which makes me horny. Don’t forget to take your vitamins, ace.

And you're wasted with your ladies. Yeah I'm the reason why you always getting faded.

I was a little drunk. Not drunk in any positive sense but just enough to be careless.

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.

I tell you, Mr. Okada, a cold beer at the end of the day is the best thing life has to offer. Some choosy people say that a too cold beer doesn't taste good, but I couldn't disagree more. The first beer should be so cold you can't even taste it. The second one should be a little less chilled, but I want that first one to be like ice. I want it to be so cold my temples throb with pain. This is my own personal preference of course.

It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough.

A few drinks later you're not so choosy when the closing lights strip off the shadows on this strange new flesh you've found.

Alcohol carries the pleasures of the palate to their highest degree.