Kenny Chesney Quotes

It's going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it: Breakfast.

Partying at a club is very different than when I'm throwing a party at my house. My party's a rage. People rage when they come to my house.

Sometimes it’s gin or sometimes it’s some champagne, and sometimes I go on stage with nothing at all. I’m turnt up, naturally.

I doubt if you can have a truly wild party without liquor.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Promise me one thing: don't take me home until I'm drunk - very drunk indeed.

A person who uses party as a verb is a person who will walk into a shop and walk out wearing a rubber jumpsuit.

We're gonna have some fun tonight.

I have often thought that the aim of port is to give you a good and durable hangover, so that during the next day you should be reminded of the splendid occasion the night before.

I'm in the mood to get faded, so please bring your finest.

That is the remarkable thing about drinking: it brings people together so quickly, but between night and morning it sets an interval again of years.

Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

I like to go dancing, have a few beers. I like being alone, too. I have days where it's 'God, get me a shot of tequila.'

I spent a lot of time between bars like this.

A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.

Nothing gets a party started like some 110 per cent proof Ouzo from Kavos circa 2002.

If you're not drinkin', then you're not playin'

I believe - to the best of my recollection, anyway - that I soon made the classic error of moving from margaritas to actual shots of straight tequila. It does make it easier to meet new people.

I don't have any interest in going out to clubs. I love people, and I love socializing, I just don't have any interest in being drunk.

The night I turned twenty-two, I drank a shot for every year. I was so drunk, I'd just walk up to people in the bar and hit them in the balls. My friends drove me home and left me propped up on the couch holding a bucket. I woke up with vomit all over me. The bucket was clean as a whistle.

Woke up this morning with a wine glass in my hand. Who's wine, what wine, where the hell did I dine?

Happy belated birthday, Cat," he said, giving me a self-deprecating smile. "Aren't you glad Juan picked the place and not me? We wold have had lattes and hors d'oeuvres instead of liquor and G-strings. Anyone get you a gin yet?