Doug Stanhope Quotes


I drink every night. But I don't hang out and party. Not that I'm selling out Madison Square Garden, but in the old days after a show you could hang out with a few people. But now you're hanging around with 20 people, all of whom don't know each other, and they're all, "Leave my outgoing greeting on my voice mail, man, come on!"


Citations

Stanhope, Doug. Interview by Steve Heisler. The A.V. Club, G/O Media, 4 Mar. 2009.

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Doug Stanhope
Doug Stanhope
  • Born: March 25, 1967
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  • Profession: Comedian

Doug Stanhope is an American stand-up comedian, author, political activist, and podcast host.