Matt Groening Quotes

Next to music beer was best.

I like beer.

I don't think I've drunk enough beer to understand that.

I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer.

I think this would be a good time for a beer.

I have respect for beer.

They who drink beer will think beer.

I drink a lot of beer.

A scotch buzz is the best buzz in the world.

I like a good beer buzz early in the morning.

Let us settle down to the serious business of getting drunk.

If you drink enough beer, everything turns in to a bed.

I drink no cider, but feast on Philadelphia beer.

Another little drink wouldn't do us any harm.

This beer is good for you. This is draft beer. Stick with the beer. Let's go and beat this guy up and come back and drink some more beer.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

He was a wise man who invented beer.

What's drinking? A mere pause from thinking!

Nothing gets a party started like some 110 per cent proof Ouzo from Kavos circa 2002.

There's nothing better than a cold beer.

Oh Beer! Oh Hodgson, Guinness, Allsop, Bass! Names that should be on every infant's tongue! Shall days and months and years and centuries pass, And still your merits be unrecked, unsung?

Let's sink another drink, cause it will give me time to think.

I like to eat crawfish and drink beer. That's despair?

Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.