Steve Rushin Quotes

One of the misconceptions about BlackBerry is that it's your parents' smartphone.

Nothing dates one so dreadfully as to think someplace is uptown. At our age one must be watchful of these conversational gray hairs.

The day that I ever become hip... please shoot me and put me outta my misery!

I'm done with cool. I've been done with cool for years.

Kids think of us as being totally over the hill.

I'm old school. I'm not the fastest guy or the quickest guy.

Look, not embracing the 'Today' show is soooo yesterday.

I pride myself on being tragically uncool.

I wouldn't call myself a dinosaur.

I'm like old shoes. I've never been hip. I think the reason I'm still here is that I was never enough in fashion that I had to be replaced by something new.

I've never been up with the times, always been slightly out of step.

I'm kind of like a relic from another era.

I'm not hip, I'm not cool, I'm not glib.

I've always known that I'm a little out of vogue.

I wasn't the trendiest girl at college.

Reading is what people did before YouTube, and I love retro stuff!

Nothing is so hideous as an obsolete fashion.

I've just always been a bit of a dork.

I don't feel like I'm very pop-star lame, but I'm definitely not hipster-cool.

I think the reality is that, for me, real fur is extraordinarily old fashioned. I think you look old. Even if you're 20, and you've got a real fur coat, you just look like an old, unaware, unconscious being on the planet. It's not relevant, it's not sexy, it's not fashionable, and it's not cool.

I went through a really dorky phase.

If you own face paint and a bulb horn and you're not a circus clown, you might be uncool.

I think I am a conservative, not-so-cool kind of guy.

That whole Wavy Spice, '90s thing, it wasn't who I was or what I saw myself doing in the future.

I'm not trendy and I'm not popular.