There are tons of people who are late to trends by nature and adopt a trend after it's no longer in fashion. They exist in mutual funds. They exist in clothes. They exist in cars. They exist in lifestyles.
So soon as a fashion is universal, it is out of date.
We aren't cool and never will be.
Nothing is so hideous as an obsolete fashion.
If you are not in fashion, you are nobody.
Never, ever wear three-quarter length trousers. Even in the summer.
Matching shoes and bags immediately age you by 10 years.
I pride myself on being tragically uncool.
Seasons are really annoying. You get a really great pair of shoes or a beautiful pair of boots, and then you try to get them again four months later, and they say, 'Oh no, that was last season.'
I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.
I think we can leave mullets back in the '80s. I'm really not a big fan of them.
I decided years ago that I am just unfashionable.
If you own face paint and a bulb horn and you're not a circus clown, you might be uncool.
I wasn't the trendiest girl at college.
