Steve Rushin Quotes

I pride myself on being tragically uncool.

I've always known that I'm a little out of vogue.

I wasn't the trendiest girl at college.

I've just always been a bit of a dork.

I don't feel like I'm very pop-star lame, but I'm definitely not hipster-cool.

One of the misconceptions about BlackBerry is that it's your parents' smartphone.

I'm not hip, I'm not cool, I'm not glib.

I'm done with cool. I've been done with cool for years.

Nothing dates one so dreadfully as to think someplace is uptown. At our age one must be watchful of these conversational gray hairs.

The day that I ever become hip... please shoot me and put me outta my misery!

We aren't cool and never will be.

I'm always at the opposite end of the spectrum, the opposite of hipster culture, and I enjoy that.

Nothing is so hideous as an obsolete fashion.

I'm like old shoes. I've never been hip. I think the reason I'm still here is that I was never enough in fashion that I had to be replaced by something new.

I decided years ago that I am just unfashionable.

I went through a really dorky phase.

I'm not trendy and I'm not popular.

People don't go to bars they think are uncool.

Trying to keep up is the ultimate act of uncoolness. And so I still retrieve not one but two daily newspapers from the driveway.

It was not hip for people to like us, because their little sister liked us.

I've never met anyone normal.

Growing up, I was the plain one. I had no style. I was the tough kid with the comb in the back pocket and the feathered hair.

Kids think of us as being totally over the hill.

I'm a dork!

There are tons of people who are late to trends by nature and adopt a trend after it's no longer in fashion. They exist in mutual funds. They exist in clothes. They exist in cars. They exist in lifestyles.