Kids think of us as being totally over the hill.
I've just always been a bit of a dork.
One of the misconceptions about BlackBerry is that it's your parents' smartphone.
I don't feel like I'm very pop-star lame, but I'm definitely not hipster-cool.
Nothing dates one so dreadfully as to think someplace is uptown. At our age one must be watchful of these conversational gray hairs.
The day that I ever become hip... please shoot me and put me outta my misery!
Nothing is so hideous as an obsolete fashion.
Trying to keep up is the ultimate act of uncoolness. And so I still retrieve not one but two daily newspapers from the driveway.
I'm like old shoes. I've never been hip. I think the reason I'm still here is that I was never enough in fashion that I had to be replaced by something new.
I went through a really dorky phase.
Growing up, I was the plain one. I had no style. I was the tough kid with the comb in the back pocket and the feathered hair.
I'm not hip, I'm not cool, I'm not glib.
I pride myself on being tragically uncool.
I'm done with cool. I've been done with cool for years.
I've always known that I'm a little out of vogue.
I decided years ago that I am just unfashionable.
If you own face paint and a bulb horn and you're not a circus clown, you might be uncool.
'Drekitude' is the lowest point in the lowest ebb. It could be your look. It could be your shoes. It could be that you're standing wrong. 'Drek' is a total, total, total hot mess.
I wasn't the trendiest girl at college.
