Ruth Gordon Quotes

One of the misconceptions about BlackBerry is that it's your parents' smartphone.

Trying to keep up is the ultimate act of uncoolness. And so I still retrieve not one but two daily newspapers from the driveway.

Kids think of us as being totally over the hill.

I'm old school. I'm not the fastest guy or the quickest guy.

I'm done with cool. I've been done with cool for years.

I wouldn't call myself a dinosaur.

The day that I ever become hip... please shoot me and put me outta my misery!

Look, not embracing the 'Today' show is soooo yesterday.

I'm like old shoes. I've never been hip. I think the reason I'm still here is that I was never enough in fashion that I had to be replaced by something new.

I've never been up with the times, always been slightly out of step.

I'm kind of like a relic from another era.

I'm not hip, I'm not cool, I'm not glib.

I've always known that I'm a little out of vogue.

I wasn't the trendiest girl at college.

There are tons of people who are late to trends by nature and adopt a trend after it's no longer in fashion. They exist in mutual funds. They exist in clothes. They exist in cars. They exist in lifestyles.

Nothing is so hideous as an obsolete fashion.

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech.

I've just always been a bit of a dork.

I don't feel like I'm very pop-star lame, but I'm definitely not hipster-cool.

I think the reality is that, for me, real fur is extraordinarily old fashioned. I think you look old. Even if you're 20, and you've got a real fur coat, you just look like an old, unaware, unconscious being on the planet. It's not relevant, it's not sexy, it's not fashionable, and it's not cool.

I pride myself on being tragically uncool.

I went through a really dorky phase.

If you own face paint and a bulb horn and you're not a circus clown, you might be uncool.

I think I am a conservative, not-so-cool kind of guy.

I'm like old shoes, I've never been hip.