Look, not embracing the 'Today' show is soooo yesterday.
Kids think of us as being totally over the hill.
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
One of the misconceptions about BlackBerry is that it's your parents' smartphone.
I've just always been a bit of a dork.
I have given myself dork shivers so many times that I would be an outright liar if I characterized myself as anything other than a pure, utter, and unadulterated dork.
Nothing dates one so dreadfully as to think someplace is uptown. At our age one must be watchful of these conversational gray hairs.
I was a kid who was born and raised on Johnny Cash. My father played 'At Folsom Prison' constantly. Cash was the only thing I remember coming from our big, warm stereo console. Even then, I knew Cash was uncool. I knew he was an unhip Republican.
I don't feel like I'm very pop-star lame, but I'm definitely not hipster-cool.
I'm a dork!
The day that I ever become hip... please shoot me and put me outta my misery!
We aren't cool and never will be.
Trying to keep up is the ultimate act of uncoolness. And so I still retrieve not one but two daily newspapers from the driveway.
I went through a really dorky phase.
I'm always at the opposite end of the spectrum, the opposite of hipster culture, and I enjoy that.
I'm like old shoes. I've never been hip. I think the reason I'm still here is that I was never enough in fashion that I had to be replaced by something new.
I'm not trendy and I'm not popular.
I'm not hip, I'm not cool, I'm not glib.
I think I am a conservative, not-so-cool kind of guy.
I'm old school. I'm not the fastest guy or the quickest guy.
I pride myself on being tragically uncool.
I'm done with cool. I've been done with cool for years.
It was not hip for people to like us, because their little sister liked us.
If you own face paint and a bulb horn and you're not a circus clown, you might be uncool.
I wasn't the trendiest girl at college.
