Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

You're in pretty good shape for the shape you are in.

I'm healthy - for a gymnast.

I'm in shape, but only if you consider a circle a shape.

Just kidding, I've been very athletic all my life.

I'm not overweight, but I'm not in shape at all. I do not work out.

My doctor told me I shouldn't work out until I'm in better shape. I told him, 'All right; don't send me a bill until I pay you.'

There's nothing like watching Dr. Oz and working out at the same time; you feel like you're the healthiest human being on the planet.

For most of my 20s, I looked like I was 12. Now that I'm pushing 40, I guess I look closer to... 15? It must be my macrobiotic diet. Oh, wait, except that I don't have one of those.

I'm probably the worst person for 'Men's Health' to interview.

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.

I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.

I am quite a physical chap - I think that's why my waist and physique are pretty much the same as when I was a kid, although my chest is a lot bigger.

I'm not in shape.

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

I wasn't a 97-pound weakling. I was an 80-pound weakling.

I believe in everything in moderation, including exercise.

I typically don't get out of shape that easily.

The time that I spent out of camp, I made sure when I sat out that I was in tip-top condition.

I won't say I'm out of condition now - but I even puff going downstairs.

I finally have the body I want. It’s easy, actually, you just have to want a really shitty body.

I always want to be on the cusp of being in the best shape that I can be. What I'm discovering is that the older you get, the more work you have to do to stay there.

At the Sharper Image store, I saw a body fat analyzer. Didn't that used to be called a mirror?

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon.