Jimmy Fallon Quotes

The great thing is that the funny side of getting old is fuel for my comedy.

Shoes are a big part of your look. I think that if your outfit isn't really something special, then fun footwear is a great way to jazz it up and make your ensemble more interesting.

I've always believed that clothing is a great way to tell your story.

Personally I'm hoping to spend the last years of my life plugged into a real life MMORPG simulation that makes me think and feel like I'm 18 again while my 90 year old body lies in a tube somewhere getting fed thru an IV. Be a great way to finish up a life.

I have always loved fashion because it's a great way to express your mood. And I'm definitely a shoe lover. The right pair of shoes can change the feel of an outfit, and even change how a woman feels about herself. A woman can wear confidence on her feet with a high stiletto, or slip into weekend comfort with a soft ballet flat.

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.

Scarves, mittens, and hats are a great way to express your personality in the cold weather.

My parents were fine at 85. So 85's nothing. 100 is another thing. I have a friend whose mother is about to turn 101, and it's not great.

People will say, 'Seventy isn't old, it's middle-aged,' and I think, middle of what - 140?

Old men's prayers for death are lying prayers, in which they abuse old age and long extent of life. But when death draws near, not one is willing to die, and age no longer is a burden to them.

The fears of old age disturb us, yet how few attain it?

Nothing is more usual than the sight of old people who yearn for retirement: and nothing is so rare than those who have retired and do not regret it.

Old age ain't for sissies

It cuts one sadly to see the grief of old people; they've no way o' working it off; and the new spring brings no new shoots out on the withered tree.

In my opinion, everybody is getting older and older. We have a great deal of dementia because nobody grew old enough to get it.

I don't see,' I said, 'how people stand being old. Your insides all dry up. When you're young you're so self-reliant. You don't even need much religion.

Good news for senior citizens: Death is near!

Very odd, old age. Always knew it would happen, if I was lucky. I just didn't expect it so soon.

How good we all are, in theory, to the old; and how in fact we wish them to wander off like old dogs, die without bothering us, and bury themselves.

It really sucks getting older. Sometimes I'll be walking along and I'll just glance over my shoulder to make sure nothing has fallen off.

The old are in a second childhood.

It is idle to dispute with old men. Their opinions, like their cranial sutures, are ossified.

I can still enjoy sex at 74 - I live at 75, so it's no distance.

Ask who wants to live to be a hundred, and the answer is the person who is ninety-nine.