Dick Van Dyke Quotes

I'm more likely to lose my temper on a film set than almost anywhere. Often the level of idiocy is so exalted that it's impossible to comprehend.

I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it!

They look at someone like me, and I just really get up their nose. I really wind them up.

I never feel any aggravation from the public.

When I am right, I get angry. Churchill gets angry when he is wrong. We are angry at each other much of the time.

I have a gift for enraging people, but if I ever bore you it will be with a knife.

Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

I have to shoot without any breaks. I yell at Herzog and hit him. I have to fight for every sequence. I wish Herzog would catch the plague, more than ever.

Rudeness can make me angry.

All of us have people in our lives who drive us crazy. We've spent hours reliving the unfair, unappreciative, inconsiderate treatment they have inflicted on us. But getting mad at this person makes just about as much sense as getting mad at a chair for being a chair.

Oh, shut up Weatherby.

Oh how I hate you. I hate you so much it gives me energy. I have to get up early in the morning just to hate you, because there's not enough time in the day! Please GO AWAY!

I wasn't sure I could make it through another hour of his company without throwing my stapler at his head.

By-and-large, these are families that are just waiting to get out of here. They are frustrated; I would be, too. I get frustrated at the cash register counter when the paper runs out.

Anger's not a good emotion.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

I don't hate women - they just sometimes make me mad.

Is there anything more useless than a crouton? I sometimes wake up in the small hours with a start and realise that what's roused me is an overpowering urge to visit violence on its originator.

There are a lot of things that frustrate me. I get frustrated when I have to wait at a red light.

We've been in that situation where you're just so happy to be doing what you love to do that you get taken advantage of.

It doesn't take much to make me angry.

I seethe at the humiliation of airport security checks.

The only people I really hate are parking attendants.

Why do you all push us around?

I obviously irritate people. I obviously antagonise them.