Sarah Silverman Quotes

I love talking about Scientology.

But I think also you look at Scientology it is the fastest growing religion. It's helped so many people.

I am a writer of the textbooks of scientology.

Scientology, how about that? You hold on to the tin cans and then this guy asks you a bunch of questions, and if you pay enough money you get to join the master race. How's that for a religion?

[on L. Ron Hubbard] I'm not in favor of his religion by any means. But he wrote a book called 'Battlefield Earth' that was a very fun science-fiction book.

The goal of Scientology is making the individual capable of living a better life in his own estimation and with his fellows and the playing of a better game.

I do know a lot about Scientology. And I know about the practices. I know all about what the technology is and all that kind of stuff. It's very helpful.

Scientology is probably one of the most misunderstood things, and it's sad that it's so misunderstood.

This [Scientology] is useful knowledge. With it the blind again see, the lame walk, the ill recover, the insane become sane and the sane become saner. By its use the thousand abilities Man has sought to recover become his once more.

You're here so you're a Scientologist. Now we're going to make you into an expert auditor no matter what happens. We'd rather have you dead than incapable.

Scientology is used to increase spiritual freedom, intelligence, ability and to produce immortality.

If someone wants to know about Scientology, they should just go and read about it themselves. That's the best way to do it.

There's too much - I don't know what the word is - scientology in the game.

I don't think I know a Scientologist except when I see one or two of their actors on the Hollywood screen.

It's well known I'm a Scientologist, and that has helped me to find that inner peace in my life and it's something that has given me great stability and tools that I use.

I believe L. Ron Hubbard resolved the human mind, and in resolving it he has also resolved human pain - that's what I really think has happened here.

Well, first of all, going off with dianetics was based upon a thought of mine.

I have to say that the most important thing Scientology has given me is the ability to keep my integrity together.

Scientology, Buddhism, the Kabbalah... if it makes people's lives better, and easier, then I'll do it. Why not? People scoffed at Christianity 2,000 years ago, didn't they?

L. Ron Hubbard [founder of Scientology] was a falling-down drunk who drank himself to death.

If you get into Scientology, you will go to auditing. It's like therapy except that there is an E-meter between you and your auditor. That's a device that actually measures your galvanic skin responses. It's two metal cans that you hold. They used to be Campbell's Soup cans with the label scraped off.

I don't want to be known as this bitter, ex-Scientologist. I'm not trying to bash anybody, and I'm not trying to be controversial. I just want people to know the truth.

Scientology is not a terrorist organization. Scientology has used intimidating tactics and vindictive litigation.

You don't have to be a religious person to be affected by religion or a religious movement.