Frank Zappa Quotes

I love talking about Scientology.

[on L. Ron Hubbard] I'm not in favor of his religion by any means. But he wrote a book called 'Battlefield Earth' that was a very fun science-fiction book.

Scientology is weird because it's new.

I do know a lot about Scientology. And I know about the practices. I know all about what the technology is and all that kind of stuff. It's very helpful.

The goal of Scientology is making the individual capable of living a better life in his own estimation and with his fellows and the playing of a better game.

You're here so you're a Scientologist. Now we're going to make you into an expert auditor no matter what happens. We'd rather have you dead than incapable.

But I think also you look at Scientology it is the fastest growing religion. It's helped so many people.

I don't think I know a Scientologist except when I see one or two of their actors on the Hollywood screen.

Scientology is probably one of the most misunderstood things, and it's sad that it's so misunderstood.

This [Scientology] is useful knowledge. With it the blind again see, the lame walk, the ill recover, the insane become sane and the sane become saner. By its use the thousand abilities Man has sought to recover become his once more.

Scientology is used to increase spiritual freedom, intelligence, ability and to produce immortality.

Don't be confused that my interest in religion, faith, and spirituality is driven by any sense of faith or spirituality of my own.

The secret of a person's nature lies in their religion and what they really believes about the world and their place in it.

I love being a scientologist, as it's helped me in every single aspect of my life.

I am a writer of the textbooks of scientology.

L. Ron Hubbard [founder of Scientology] was a falling-down drunk who drank himself to death.

My father has always held out Scientology and auditing to be based purely on science and not on religious "belief" or faith. We regularly promised and distributed publications with "scientific guarantees". This was and has always been common practice. My father and I created a "religious front" only for tax purposes and legal protection 'from fraud Claims'. We almost always told nearly everyone that Scientology was really science, not a religion, but that the religious front was created to deal with the government.

The best way to make money is to start a religion.

Religion consists in a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain of.

I'm doing stuff on Kaballah and Scientology and a little bit more racial stuff, for good measure.

For most people, religion is nothing more than a substitute for a malfunctioning brain.

Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.

Religion is usually nothing but a supplement to or even a substitute for education, and nothing is religious in the strict sense which is not a product of freedom. Thus one can say: The freer, the more religious; and the more education, the less religion.

Religion is a fascinating black hole to me.