Scientology, how about that? You hold on to the tin cans and then this guy asks you a bunch of questions, and if you pay enough money you get to join the master race. How's that for a religion?
I don't think I know a Scientologist except when I see one or two of their actors on the Hollywood screen.
But I think also you look at Scientology it is the fastest growing religion. It's helped so many people.
The goal of Scientology is making the individual capable of living a better life in his own estimation and with his fellows and the playing of a better game.
I do know a lot about Scientology. And I know about the practices. I know all about what the technology is and all that kind of stuff. It's very helpful.
Hubbard said psychiatry was part of a vast conspiracy to destroy his newly formed church and control mankind. Recent Scientology films still attack psychiatrists as potential killers.
Every time John Travolta assaults a masseur, a scientologist gets their wings.
[on L. Ron Hubbard] I'm not in favor of his religion by any means. But he wrote a book called 'Battlefield Earth' that was a very fun science-fiction book.
There's too much - I don't know what the word is - scientology in the game.
The great majority of Scientologists I know are good people who are genuinely interested in improving conditions on this planet and helping others.
This [Scientology] is useful knowledge. With it the blind again see, the lame walk, the ill recover, the insane become sane and the sane become saner. By its use the thousand abilities Man has sought to recover become his once more.
You're here so you're a Scientologist. Now we're going to make you into an expert auditor no matter what happens. We'd rather have you dead than incapable.
I love talking about Scientology.
I think people are so immersed in the anti-Scientology mindset by consuming tabloid media and stories about space aliens. It's baffling. When I say I want to see a more positive side of the church, all I'm saying is I want to get past these headlines that talk about aliens and Tom Cruise jumping on a sofa.
Scientology is used to increase spiritual freedom, intelligence, ability and to produce immortality.
It's in the DNA of Scientology that they don't trust journalists.
One of the things I have always enjoyed about Scientology is their proactive approach to journalists who are covering them.
If someone wants to know about Scientology, they should just go and read about it themselves. That's the best way to do it.
I am a writer of the textbooks of scientology.
Scientology is weird because it's new.
Certainly, the two things Scientology has on its side are money and lawyers, but those qualities won't save it if it can't find a way to bring new members into the fold.