Doug Stanhope Quotes

But I think also you look at Scientology it is the fastest growing religion. It's helped so many people.

Scientology is weird because it's new.

Scientology is probably one of the most misunderstood things, and it's sad that it's so misunderstood.

I have a kind of neutrality, physically, which has helped me. I have a face that can be made to look a lot better - or a lot worse.

Scientology always makes me think of that movie 'V' where that woman takes off her mask of human flesh to reveal her true, alien self.

Scientology delivers what it promises under the guise of tearing away falsity, neuroses, psychoses. It creates a brainwashed, robotic version of you. It's a 'Matrix' of you, so you're communicating with people all the time using Scientology.

I am a writer of the textbooks of scientology.

There was always pressure to make a Scientologist out of the people you were working with.

I don't want to be known as this bitter, ex-Scientologist. I'm not trying to bash anybody, and I'm not trying to be controversial. I just want people to know the truth.

It's their belief, their own will, that holds people in Scientology, even oftentimes when they have been abused.

I know that what I see in every religious person is not something I want to teach my kids.

Scientology is not a terrorist organization. Scientology has used intimidating tactics and vindictive litigation.

After studying the subject for years, watching countless YouTube videos of Scientology handlers filming critics and journalists, it felt amazing to be on the receiving end myself: I felt like I'd been blooded.

UCB has been compared to a cult and a pyramid scheme, and it's all that stuff.

If someone wants to know about Scientology, they should just go and read about it themselves. That's the best way to do it.

I intend to make Scientology as accessible to as many people as I can.

It was a nasty look. It made me feel as if I were something the dog had brought in and intended to bury later on, when he had time.

My father believes that Western religions are death cults, which I agree with.

I call myself the assistant cult leader.

Do you know what I'm going to do when I retire? I hope to become the new face of Scientology.

It is a really good question. The other day I was praying over something as I was running, and I ended up saying to God, ‘Look, this is all very well, but isn’t it about time you did something, if you’re there?’ Which is probably not what the archbishop of Canterbury should say.

You make us look bad', complained Toad. 'You looked bad before I ever met you', Jon told him.

Scientology is destructive and a rip-off.

Women, children, Tyroleans and preachers want to create a new kingdom of God, but the God of their kingdom looks like women, children, preachers, and Tyrolians.

Now that I am a Christian I do have moods in which the whole thing looks improbable: but when I was an atheist I had moods in which Christianity looked terribly probable.