Chevy Chase Quotes

Buy a Pig. A properly cared for pig is no less clean than a pet dog.

When I got a call to do the voice of Johnny in an episode of 'American Dad' titled 'I Can't Stan You,' it was a great opportunity to be a part of a really funny cutting-edge show on television. I really got into the character, and I was able to do some improvisation, which allowed me to mix in part of my personality into the script.

Sylvester Stallone is very funny and he's a great guy to hang out with.

You want everyone to be great and funny. I'm not saying I'm great, but I'm funny.

It's hard not to immediately fall in love witha dog who has a good sense of humor.

A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.

A home without a cat — and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat — may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title?

Cats are more interesting, let's face it. Dogs are loveable and a bit boring.

When people ask me what on earth I want to keep two cats for I tell them I keep them to do my resting for me.

If they'd wanted a nice parrot, they wouldn't have asked for me.

I like to think of myself as 'hot-larious' I'm cute, but I'm totally approachable.

I think pets are great. They're better than kids, that's for sure.

That cat will write her autograph all over your leg if you let her.

I was always funny, but I didn't know being funny was a gift.

People always ask me, Do you ever think you'll wake up one morning and not be funny? That thought would never occur to me--it's an odd thought and not realistic. Because funny and me are not separate. We're one.

I think if you love someone, you think that they're out of your league, of course. I go for the full package though, you know, like not everything is based on looks. I go for talent and funny.

To be reminded that one is very much like other members of the animal kingdom is often funny...though...I do not too much mind being somewhat like a cat.

This past Thanksgiving, my father was at the farm, and I had all 11 dogs in the house with a father who never allowed dogs in the house. And he got up to leave the table and came back and Solomon was in his chair. And he says, "This dog is in my chair." And I said, "It's the other way around, you're sitting in his chair."

I've always been the goofy kid. Growing up, I always enjoyed the comedic aspect of relating to women. Even on camera, it was always the funny take on it.

I bought myself a parrot, but it did not say "I'm hungry", and so it died.

We should take good care of the domestic animals we have brought into existence until they die. We should stop bringing more domestic animals into existence.

[Kaz] is a great scholar, very funny - a true man of no rank!

Dogs are very different from cats in that they can be images of human virtue. They are like us.

I recently bought a cat, but took it back a day later because our personalities clashed.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.