Lucy Maud Montgomery Quotes

People who don't like cats haven't been around them. There's the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff.

We've had several cats. I had a cat when I was a kid. My Aunt had lots of cats and I got lots of calls about cats.

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.

I have two pets - a dog and a cat.

I'm not really a meditator. I'm, like, a napper.

What do dogs do on their day off?; Can't lie around – that's their job!

I just don't get cats. To me, they're a waste of fur.

Cats are a waste of fur.

I have a cat, the pet that ranks just above a throw pillow in terms of required responsibility.

Cats are people, and the sooner the world accepts that fact, the better off the world will be.

On a beautiful day like this it would be best to stay in bed so you wouldn't get up and spoil it!

I'm so lazy I've got a smoke alarm with a snooze button.

I'm always looking for the comfiest place to lie down, like a cat.

I'm actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.

One cat just leads to another. The place is so damned big it doesn't really seem as though there were many cats until you see them all moving like a mass migration at feeding time.

I have a cat. I'm not a cat-person, but she came with the house that I'm renting. I don't know how many hundreds of dollars worth of bump removals, teeth removals, cleanings and vet fees I've been through. But of course I love her and she's worth it.

Wayne: You wanna know why I really came to find you? Waxilliam: Why? Wayne: I thought of you happy in a comfy bed, resting and relaxing, spending the rest of your life sipping tea and reading papers while people bring you food and maids rub your toes and stuff. Waxilliam: And? Wayne: And I just couldn't leave you to a fate like that...I'm too good a friend to let a mate of mine die in such a terrible situation. Waxilliam: Comfortable? Wayne: No. Boring.

I ask myself, 'why am I so lazy?' and am too lazy to reply.

You can keep a dog: but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.

I'm actually really lazy. I tell myself, "Okay, you work six months out of the year and you have to get up at 4 a.m. ..." I'll relish the downtime by chilling on the couch and watching my favorite TV shows.

Cats yawn because they realize that there's nothing to do.

Sleep is like a cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it.

Dogs serve people, but people serve cats.

I have lived with several Zen masters -- all of them cats.

Idling has always been my strong point.