Marlo Thomas Quotes

My wife would probably say I'm the messiest person in the history of husbands.

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

We can't destroy the inequities between men and women until we destroy marriage.

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

Lots of women love to accuse men of being immature when the fellow in question displays a reluctance to 'commit.'

When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.

Women view men like houses. They look for fixer-uppers.

That problem has been going on since men and women and their children moved from the plains and into caves. How many times have you heard Howard Cunningham talking to Marian about shopping? Too many.

The gentle and insinuating manners of the female sex tend to soften the roughness of the other sex.

Status ought not to be measured by a woman's ability to attract and snare a man..

Women cannot complain about men until they start gettting better taste in them.

I'm a woman. Every woman, I think, wants to get married and wants to have children.

Women are a strange thing. Like watches, houses, and cars, you really only need one at any moment in your life (French men disagree).

Once a woman passes a certain point in intelligence she finds it almost impossible to get a husband: she simply cannot go on listening without snickering.

What's for dinner is the only question many husbands ask their wives, and the only one to which they care about the answer.

I think the differences between men and women, it's kind of hard to define what those are and the challenges, what they are. I think there are challenging things for everybody.

It appears that ordinary men take wives because possession is not possible without marriage, and that ordinary women accept husbands because marriage is not possible without possession

Some women take up the law and become lawyers. Other women lay down the law and become wives.

This bugs me the worst. That's when the husband thinks that the wife knows where everything is, huh? Like they think the uterus is a tracking device. He comes in: "Hey, Roseanne! Roseanne! Do we have any Cheetos left?" Like he can't go over and lift up the sofa cushion himself.

Don't you know, that all wives are in the right? It may be you don't, for you are yet a young husband.

I'm having trouble managing the mansion. What I need is a wife.

I don't think 50-50 relationships exist. Men have an incredibly variety of options. It's much harder for a woman to do both things. I think traditional relationships work best.

While I think men and women are equal, they are also different and I think it's inevitable and I don't think it's a bad thing at all that we always have, say, more women doing things like physiotherapy and an enormous number of women simply doing housework.

She rose to his requirement, dropped The playthings of her life To take the honorable work Of woman and of wife.

I became a stand-up comedienne because I had a sit-down husband.