Greg Behrendt Quotes

My wife says I can't remember if she has milk in coffee.

I think with time you don't have an option but to listen to your wife.

Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones,unless the house is on fire.

It is a matter of life and death for married people to interrupt each others stories; for it they did not, they would burst.

... happy husbands and wives can hear each other say the same thing over and over again without being tired.

Hee that tells his wife newes is but newly married.

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

If they lost the incredible conviction that they can change their wives or husbands, marriage would collapse at once.

There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband quotes the wife and where the wife quotes the husband.

Nobody can tell you how to be a good wife or husband.

I think all married couples tend to run things by each other in every capacity and we're not different to them.

Part of being married is knowing when your husband needs your support.

I've been married to the same man for all this time. The way we fight sometimes, you can tell.

My husband has said even he doesn't know my politics. In the nonromantic-compliment category, that's a good one.

Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.

The wonderful thing about my husband is that we are very good at being independent.

My wife thinks I'm crazy.

Your wife is always right, fam.

Here's my challenge to the real men out there; it's very simple. If you have a good marriage, talk about it. If you love your wife, say it. If some moron tells you that you're merely a 'newlywed' or that you're still just 'too young to understand,' correct them.

A survey asked married women when they most want to have sex. 84 per cent of them said right after their husband is finished.

I'm one of those people who tells my wife, "No coaching from the sidelines."

... talk, not sex, constitutes most of the intercourse between a man and his wife.

The man who enters his wife's dressing room is either a philosopher or a fool.