W. Somerset Maugham Quotes

Researchers in Canada say they have discovered the part of the brain that is used to make decisions, and this is weird: If you're married, it's actually located in your wife's brain.

When you leave a good job to go off on your own and don't expect to make money for a while, you name the firm whatever your wife says you should.

A man doesn't have vacation problems: his boss tells him when to take them, and his wife tells him where.

There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband quotes the wife and where the wife quotes the husband.

If you knew my wife, you'd be like, 'Yeah, you're very married.' She runs the household. I refer to her as 'the greatest director I've ever worked with.'

It was my wife that insisted I do 'The Hangover.'

Women seem not to understand, or underestimate, the profound power they have over their husbands.

My first husband would never make up his mind in less than five years, so I used to get him to think that whatever course of action needed to be taken was his idea. Then he'd go right ahead.

No White House staff person wants to conflict with the First Lady who goes home and has the ear of the President all night.

I did indeed put on weight after I got married.

I think it's fascinating that people take an interest in a middle-aged married couple and what happens behind our closed front door.

If my wife was to say, 'Honey, I'd like you to go to PSG', I would have to take it into account.

The man who enters his wife's dressing room is either a philosopher or a fool.

As the husband is, the wife is.

When I married Humphrey I made up my mind to like sermons, and I set out by liking the end very much. That soon spread to the middle and the beginning, because I couldn't have the end without them.

A man never has good luck who has a bad wife.

In any case, I married Feroze Gandhi. Once I get an idea in my head, no one in the world can make me change my mind.

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.

Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.

Wives rarely fuss about their beauty To guarantee their mate's affection.

you may imagine me the very shadow of my husband.

I became a stand-up comedienne because I had a sit-down husband.

I watch a romcom only when my wife drags me

I thought it was interesting when [Bill Clinton] said, I married my best friend, because people are always asking, what is the nature of their marriage.

Hillary Clinton has finished writing her book where she says her marriage couldn't be stronger, and Bill just finished his book titled 'Chicks I Nailed While Hillary was Writing Her Book.'