David Mazzucchelli Quotes

Put a condom in their hand and hope it don't bust.

The first time I had sex, I was scared I got the girl pregnant. And that was despite the fact we were safe. Luckily, we were fine. I would never risk not wearing a condom, it’s too much of a risk. If you’re not ready for a child, then don’t risk it.

I can remember when safe sex meant a padded headboard.

You have to pretend like you want to use a condom. I like to say something fun when I bring it up, but honest. I'll be like, 'You're going to want to wear this. I've had a busy month.

Have you ever heard of a condom? Don't Carpathians have condoms? Because I'm thinking that if you're all that worried, a condom might be just the thing." His smile was slow in coming. "I had not thought of that. As a rule Carpathians do not need such things.

I do support a sex-positive attitude for young people. Use condoms, that's important. I love the idea that promiscuity can be healthy but it's got some dodgy crevasses. Ooh, that's a bad reference! But it's got some dangerous cavities there. You know what I'm saying.

I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.

We need to teach responsibility not legislate morality, because the vows of abstinence break far more easily than latex condoms.

Those still in school and colleges have no business having access to condoms. I am not in favor of condoms.

I'm the type to have a bullet-proof condom and still gotta pull out.

Hey you! Don't be silly! Put a rubber on your willie!

If I could be the "condom queen" and get every young person who engaged in sex to use a condom in the United States, I would weara crown on my head with a condom on it! I would!

If you want to see a man come to his senses, try something like, Do you happen to carry a rubber in your wallet? Did I mention I'm not on the pill?

The fact is that young people are going to have sex whether you like it or not.

The real story is that I had unprotected sex. That's that. That's easy.

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.

The condom has saved so many lives, and it'll save so many more lives. We really owe a great deal to the rubber tree.

When the alternative may be death, condom distribution is worth trying.

We all want abstinence. And if I knew how to get abstinence I would do whatever it takes to do that ... Given a choice between hearing my daughter say I'm pregnant or I used a condom, most mothers would get up in the middle of the night and buy them herself.

Let us be brave and change our life style. Let us stick to our single partners and stop over-indulging. If we cannot do it, let us use condoms.

You can’t do anything about HIV-AIDS unless you are willing to talk about condoms.

I got great sex education, and I always knew that if I wanted to be sexually active, I had to have safe sex.

Too many kids think condoms are nasty and vulgar, instead of as something that can save your life.

Whenever I’m about to have sex with a girl, I play it smart and just automatically assume she has herpes; because that way I don’t have to tell her about my herpes.

but I don't want to wear a condom because I don't feel anything," and she says calmly... glaring at me,"If you don't use one you're not going to feel anything anyway.