Bob Monkhouse Quotes

You can’t do anything about HIV-AIDS unless you are willing to talk about condoms.

When the alternative may be death, condom distribution is worth trying.

I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.

We all want abstinence. And if I knew how to get abstinence I would do whatever it takes to do that ... Given a choice between hearing my daughter say I'm pregnant or I used a condom, most mothers would get up in the middle of the night and buy them herself.

Let us be brave and change our life style. Let us stick to our single partners and stop over-indulging. If we cannot do it, let us use condoms.

Those still in school and colleges have no business having access to condoms. I am not in favor of condoms.

Too many kids think condoms are nasty and vulgar, instead of as something that can save your life.

You have to pretend like you want to use a condom. I like to say something fun when I bring it up, but honest. I'll be like, 'You're going to want to wear this. I've had a busy month.

Me? I like wearing a condom. It means I'm having sex. I already spend most of my time NOT wearing one. It's like a tuxedo - I enjoy putting one on for special occasions.

AIDS is still around. Therefore, you have to practice safe sex.

The only way to really have safe sex is to abstain. From drinking.

Put a condom in their hand and hope it don't bust.

Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.

I have full confidence in the ability of Foo Fighters' audiences to distinguish between questioning HIV and the obvious value of safe-sex practices.

The fact is that young people are going to have sex whether you like it or not.

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

I went to Catholic school and they basically just said don't have sex, but would never explain anything.

In the name of rolling back AIDS we've inundated this country with condoms.

We need to teach responsibility not legislate morality, because the vows of abstinence break far more easily than latex condoms.

I got great sex education, and I always knew that if I wanted to be sexually active, I had to have safe sex.

They've bought out a condom now for people with premature ejaculation and they've put an anesthetic in the lining that makes you numb and you can last for longer. Or, you can wear it inside out and you don't have to wake anybody up!

Hey you! Don't be silly! Put a rubber on your willie!

When I went to school, sex education was mainly muttered warnings about the janitor.

Masturbation never got anybody pregnant, does not make anybody go crazy, and what we're about is preventing HIV in our bright young people.

Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die.