Doug Stanhope Quotes

You can call me the bad boy chef all you want. I'm not going to freak out about it. I'm not that bad. I'm certainly not a boy, and it's been a while since I've been a chef.

Here's the thing, I've been cooking more and more and I'm pretty good; the problem is I can only go out to restaurants that cook better than I do, therefore, it's expensive.

I went to culinary school to eat.

I love cooking and eating - I'm a total foodie. It started off as a survival thing as a student, when cheese and potato pie was all I could afford to make. My most successful results come from concocting something with leftovers. Any chef will tell you that you should taste as you cook, so I might make it a bit more spicy, yogurty or eggy.

I like to fight in America.

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.

America is the land of freedom and that’s the way I enjoy living.

I'm jackin' off reading Playboy on a hot afternoon, I'm a three time loser.

I chop 'em into salad and my name ain't Caesar.

I think masturbating is a really important function in art. People don't like to hear that kind of stuff, but it's true.

I've always thought the most patriotic thing you could do in a democracy is to speak the truth as you see it. And that's what we're supposed to be about in America. Freedom of speech.

Cooking is one of the oldest arts and one which has rendered us the most important service in civic life.

Next to of course god America i / love you land of the pilgrims and so forth oh

I have always felt cookbooks were fiction and the most beautiful words in the English language were 'room service.

I had a passion for cooking, and I was a very bad student.

A person cooking is a person giving. Even the simplest food is a gift.

America is a nation with many flaws, but hopes so vast that only the cowardly would refuse to acknowledge them.

The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.

I am a patriot and I want to see this country [the USA] soar again.

Well, I'm sold. I'll take one America.

Avoid pornography at all costs!

We have a great dream. It started way back in 1776, and God grant that America will be true to her dream.

Masturbation is a democratic pleasure, practiced by rich and poor, young and old, married and single.

You humans, always eating. I'll make you soup. You can eat it while you keep working." Myrnin set aside his book and walked into the back of the lab. "Don't use the same beaker you used for poisons!" Claire yelled after him. He waved a pale hand. "I mean it!

If liberty is worth keeping and free representative government worth saving, we must stand for all American fundamentals-not some, but all. All are woven into the great fabric of our national well-being. We cannot hold fast to some only, and abandon others that, for the moment, we find inconvenient. If one American fundamental is prostrated, others in the end will surely fall.