Muhammad Ali Quotes

I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.

Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the U.S. Bureau of Wild Life.

I've got the body of a model and the face of a coal miner.

I was so ugly that my parents sent my picture to 'ripley's believe it or not' - they sent it back and said, "we don't believe it."

Wrinkles and ill-nature together made a woman hideous.

You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.

I was never a good-looking bloke. Not by a long chalk.

My eyes are too big, my nose is too flat, my ears stick out, my mouth is too big and my face is too small... my body is thin as a clarinet and my ankles are so skinny that I wear two pairs of bobby socks because I don't want people to see how thin they are.

He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.

I'm not that good looking. That's why 'Gangnam Style' works. If someone handsome uses that phrase it's just awkward. But if someone like me uses it, it's funny.

I've been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I'm driving, I hear I'm a moron. I like being a moron.

I'm not a sex symbol. How could I be with these skinny bowlegs?

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

I'm looking more like my dogs every day - it must be the shaggy fringe and the ears.

I'm so not scary. I'm a pussycat. But what are you going to do, right? I mean, these cheekbones, and I guess these eyes, and the big nose... this is what my momma and my poppa gave to me, and that's the deal.

And I couldn't have a less witchy nose in real life, could I? I mean, it's a button.

My chin - I've got another one underneath the first one.

Looks like the good Lord got your ass and face mixed up.

It will be great to play a short, fat sweaty loser for a change.

It is doubtful whether anyone who has travelled widely has found anywhere in the world regions more ugly than in the human face.

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.

Thou lump of foul deformity!

Maybe you should stay with your mama, you're kind of stupid and ugly, too.

Some men's ugliness is hard to beat.

I bet you’re not dangerous at all, are you? Are you, you great ugly brute?