Do you have to be like a second-grade dropout to be an umpire? Did you go to school until you were 8 years old? I think you quit school before you were 10. Stay in school kids or you'll end up being an umpire.
[Characterizing Harry S Truman:] Stupid!
I think JLo and iggy azalea have lost their heads up each other's big butts.
I bet his mother was a wyvern. -Scamp
Which is why you chose to wear that delightful ensemble from the skank-wear collection at Hoes-n-Thangs?" -Tommy
From all that I can collect by your manner of talking, you must be two of the silliest girls in the country. I have suspected it some time, but I am now convinced.
Joe Frazier is so ugly that when he cries, the tears turn around and go down the back of his head.
Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the U.S. Bureau of Wild Life.
"You're an old man who dresses like a Hooter's waitress."
