Muhammad Ali Quotes

Joe Frazier is so ugly that when he cries, the tears turn around and go down the back of his head.

He's so ugly he should have to wear an oxygen mask.

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia.

Looks like the good Lord got your ass and face mixed up.

With a haircut like that and a face like that, it looks like Billy Ray Cyrus went and had sex with a retarded hyena.

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.

She was so ugly that her face could stop a sundial.

He had a big head and a face so ugly it became almost fascinating.

A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.

I get described as 'interesting' a lot. People often call me odd, too. Maybe they mean ugly. Given the services of a plastic surgeon, I would get a pair of cheekbones.

I may have exaggerated a bit when I said that 80 per cent of the top 100 women are fat pigs. What I meant to say was 75 per cent of the top 100 women are fat pigs.

Can't do it, simply cause underneath 'em is too ugly.

There is nothing terribly wrong with my face, even if some of its parts aren't very inspiring.

Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable.

Comedy always works best when it is mean-spirited.

Resolved that when this house shall have seen Abraham Lincoln, they will have seen the ugliest man in the country.

Ridicule is more powerful than any argument.

I think eyebrows are the symmetry of the face. If they're not balanced and brushed up in the right way, your face looks kind of messy.

I have a big chin. Thick glasses.

I'm not angry about 'Bo' Selecta!' I was flattered at first and even appeared on his show, but he just went on to become more vicious, knocking down everything I did.

Comedy now is all about body shaming and delivering vulgar dialogues. There can't be another Manorama.

I don't have the best chin in the world.

VITUPERATION, n. Saite, as understood by dunces and all such as suffer from an impediment in their wit.

Wrinkles and ill-nature together made a woman hideous.

It is doubtful whether anyone who has travelled widely has found anywhere in the world regions more ugly than in the human face.