Roger Allam Quotes

I have this really big face.

Its a perfectly good face, Sparhawk." "It covers the front of my head. What else can you expect from a face?

I still use the guitar pretty much just to hide my gut.

My eyes are different sizes, my nose is too broad at the bridge and squishes up when I laugh, and my lips are sorta funny when I smile.

There's nothing more interesting than the landscape of the human face.

You don't find me too bald, do you? Old, and bald, and with a belly?

I was voted best-looking kid in high school but, as you can see, things changed. I used to say I was a 260 pound Woody Allen. You can make that 295 pound now.

There is nothing terribly wrong with my face, even if some of its parts aren't very inspiring.

I'm not a sex symbol. How could I be with these skinny bowlegs?

I've got the body of a model and the face of a coal miner.

Skinniness is not your friend when you're over 40. I'd like to gain a good 10 pounds, but I did always have a fat, round face that plagued me when I was young. When I started to make movies, I couldn't look at myself.

It's kind of a language I've developed over time that's basically breaking up the face into components and planes. Inside each plane, I draw gradation marks, and when planes come together, they form sinews, a hairlike weave that's like a landscape of the face.

I'm looking more like my dogs every day - it must be the shaggy fringe and the ears.

I have a big chin. Thick glasses.

The moment I lose weight, it shows on my face, and given how sharp my cheek bones are, it doesn't look good.

I've got a stomach now as well as a behind. And I mean - well, you can't pull it in both ways, can you? ... I've made it a rule to pull in my stomach and let my behind look after itself.

At a certain point you stop looking at your features, at what you don't look like. You start looking at lines and signs of fatigue rather than at the shape of your mouth.

I am in perfect health, and hear it said I look better than ever I did in my life, which is one of those lies one is always glad to hear.

People are born with certain faces, like my father was born with a face that people want to hit.

I have no illusions about my looks. I think my face is funny.

I'm the woman who used to think that middle-age spread was a cocktail dip.

I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life; my gynecologist examines me by telephone.

I'm 5'9" and have the body of an English person that doesn't know how to diet.

I’m constantly criticised for being too skinny. I’m trying to gain weight but my body won’t let it happen. What people don’t understand is that calling someone too skinny is the same as calling someone too fat, it’s not a nice feeling.

Big can be beautiful - just not to me. I find you disgusting; freshmen 15 is not a life sentence.