Aging Signs Quotes

I judge when I need a top-up of Botox by looking in the mirror to see if I can move more than half my forehead.

You know you're old when you're asked, 'Do you have hobbies?'

At a certain point you stop looking at your features, at what you don't look like. You start looking at lines and signs of fatigue rather than at the shape of your mouth.

I wear make-up, and it gets a little bit thicker every year.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.

Holding a menu at arm's length, peering at anything that required reading, made me feel so old.

If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.

What does old look like? Sometimes I am wrinkled, sometimes not.

There are three signs of senility. The first sign is that a man forgets his theorems. The second sign is that he forgets to zip up. The third sign is that he forgets to zip down.

Nobody escapes age and gravity.

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

Age is like love, it cannot be hid.

But the body fails us and the mirror knows, and we no longer insist that the gray hush be carried off its surface by the cloth, for we have run to fat, and wrinkles encircle the eyes and notch the neck where the skin wattles, and the flesh of the arms hangs loose like an overlarge sleeve, veins thicken like ropes and empurple the body as though they had been drawn there by a pen, freckles darken, liver spots appear, the hairah, the hair is exhausted and gray and lusterless, in weary rolls like cornered lint.

As soon as you 'Botox' your smile lines away, you lose part of your identity.

Khloe has the youngest hands. You can tell a woman's age by her hands, and she taught me that. She has way younger hands than I do because she's addicted to wearing sunscreen on them. I'm not consistent with it, but maybe that will be my new year's resolution.

The ears are the last feature to age.

The first feminine feature that goes, with advancing age, is the neck.

I know I'm getting old because there will be times when I'm not even doing anything and I'll think, 'I need to go wipe my ass right now.'

Self-parody is the first portent of age.

[When to have a facelift:] If you're tripping over your neck.

When you are just muscle, you end up being gaunt in the face, and that makes you look older by 5 or 10 years. I don't think of getting older as looking better or worse; it's just different. You change, and that's OK.

I don't think of myself as old. Obviously I am - I have a free bus pass, I'm going to be a grandad in two months time, and my hip is giving me jip, so it's all telling me something I don't really want to hear.

My position has always been that the way people age and the signs that we show of aging is nature's way of tattooing. It's natural scarification, and the life you lead gives you the symbols and the emblems of your life, the road map you followed.

The hands really show signs of age.