Phyllis Diller Quotes

I'd never say no to surgery in the future, because I feel like, as I get older, I'm going to face temptation more.

I don't think it is worth trying to look 10 years younger through surgery.

Right after Dynasty ended I had a facelift and laser surgery to get rid of lines around my eyes.

You can tell when someone has had a facelift and I haven't had a facelift, and I look like I haven't had a facelift.

A bad facelift is like a bad toupee.

I had a face-lift, and I would have another if I needed one. It definitely changed my life. I'm not vain. In fact I don't like looking at myself. The face-lift was just about looking rested.

I can 100 percent tell you that I have not gone under the surgeon's knife or had a facelift.

I'd never have a facelift, as I have never seen one that looks good.

I'm not saying my own looks don't give the game away. Nothing I can do about that anymore. A nip and tuck ain't gonna do it.

Yes I've had my nose done.

I have nothing against a good facelift.

No one's ever told me I needed to get a facelift or anything.

I don't know why women do Botox. It doesn't make them look younger, it just makes them look like they had work done. You are not going to look the same as you did at 25.

I think that they haven't been able to perfect a good facelift for a man.

I'd never say I'll never have a facelift, but I'm way too scared of looking like a different person. I have no philosophical or political position on plastic surgery; I just don't want to look crazy. And I don't like not being able to tell how old someone is: It's creepy.

I'm a bit frightened of the idea of a full facelift because, when you look in the mirror, you want to look like yourself.

There has been speculation through the years that Elvis has his eyes done or some other mystery procedure, but that mini facelift was the extent of his plastic surgery.

I find it amusing when you look at plastic surgeons because they don't seem to have had anything done.

I haven't done Botox. Although there are a few women on screen who do, and if you don't do it, which I don't, you look pretty rough by comparison.

I have had Botox a few times, but invasively the worst thing I've had done was when they took a bit of fat from my love handles and injected it in my face.

I've had my nose done a bunch of times.

I was given a mask of myself by Frances Barber when we opened 'Julius Caesar.' I looked much younger and prettier. Wearing it was certainly cheaper than Botox.

When asked her view of cosmetic surgery, Carmen Dell'Orefice replies, '”That's a very polite way of asking me, I'm sure, ‘Have you had a facelift?' Well, if you had the ceiling falling down in your living room, would you not go and have a repair?

My whole head is like I've had a face lift.

Remember when you had your face lifted... and the guy brought it back.