Adam Carolla Quotes

Ever eat so much you feel sick? Isn't that the best?

If I could eat whatever I wanted every day, I would have Domino's pizza with pasta carbonara inside every slice. And at night, I would have Neapolitan ice cream until I felt absolutely toxic. And then I would drift off telling myself, 'It's going to be O.K... It's going to be O.K. you're going to train in the morning.'

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again.

'Entourage' was a show that existed around wish-fulfillment. People watched it because they wanted to believe they could go on private jets and be hanging out in Hollywood, but as a show, comedically, it was not funny. Not a funny show. It's funny, ironically, because of how terrible it is.

I love the show 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia;' that's probably a guilty pleasure! I laugh so hard.

I should probably confess that ice cream is my favorite food, and I eat it every night. When I go grocery shopping, I try to buy a new flavor, rather than reverting back to a favorite flavor. I'm on a mission to taste every flavor of ice cream out there!

At the end of the day it's got to be a good movie, it's got to be a funny movie, and it's got to make people think, 'Hey, I couldn't have spent my time any better.'

In-N-Out is incredible, but don't tell coach I've been going there. He would flip out and put some curse on me.

Food can be mean to me, but I love it anyway.

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

There are a lot of things that we crave, there are a lot of things that would make us perhaps more fulfilled in a sensory way that we just say no to.

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

I enjoy doing comedy for the fact that you go to work and you laugh. That's a good combination.

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening.

I can resist everything except temptation.

I'm like a kid: I love dessert.

I eat everything. I love it! I couldn't deny myself food. What a waste of a life.

I get weak-kneed when I see chocolates and dessert.

I love apple pie. If I see one, I'm going to eat the whole thing.

Reality is like a doughnut: Everything that is good and funny and juicy is outside the center, which is just emptiness.

I eat a lot of chocolate because I love it.

Alone of all the races on earth, they seem to be free from the 'Grass is Greener on the other side of the fence' syndrome, and roundly proclaim that Australia is, in fact, the other side of that fence.

In my opinion, there's no condition in life that can't be ameliorated by a dose of junk food.