Mike Huckabee Quotes

Rum, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

It's not a crime to get drunk.

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

Drunkenness was attacked in the same manner; it was discountenanced on every occasion by those who had charge of any department: its destructive and pernicious effects were frequently stated by his own more prudent comrades, at the proper moment when the individual was soberly suffering from the effects of his previous excess; pot- and public-houses were gradually removed from the immediate vicinity of their dwellings; the health and comfort of temperance were made familiar to them; by degrees drunkenness disappeared, and many who were habitual bacchanalians are now conspicuous for undeviating sobriety.

I've never been drunk. I've never even had a beer.

I have never been drunk in my life, and I don't expect I ever will be.

I don't drink at all.

I don't even drink.

Anyone who knows me knows that I am not much of a drinker.

Wine and women do not go with song. Alcohol is the worst enemy of the imagination.

The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.

Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with greatness.

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.

They who drink beer will think beer.

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

Yes I drink, but at least I don't drink blood!

Wine is a mocker, strong drink is riotous; and whoever is deceived by it is not wise

What's drinking? A mere pause from thinking!

Lips that touch liquor shall never touch mine.

Wine is wont to show the mind of man.

I don't drink.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

I'd love to see the world without liquor for a week.