John F. Kennedy Quotes

I'm the guy everybody wanted to live next door. They just didn't want me to be prime minister.

I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.

Our problem with President Obama isn't that he's a bad person. By all accounts, he too is a good husband, and a good father - and thanks to lots of practice, a pretty good golfer.

I will not claim I will solve all the world's problems by myself. If I did, I'd have to run as a Republican or a Democrat.

If you elect a matinee idol mayor, you're going to have a musical comedy administration.

You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble.

I think that Obama is very cool. And I think he's clever, and I think he can be witty. But I don't think he's funny in either the way that Reagan was funny - or John McCain and Dick Cheney are both funny in that ruthless, kind of mean way.

I have the greatest respect and admiration for Congressman Issa, but I don't intend to be Darrell Issa-like.

Having been elected President, one of my first acts was to send the Pope a cable: “Unpack!”

I lead my party. He [John Major] follows his.

A woman said to me, 'You're better than your successor.' She then said she's lived under 10 prime ministers, and each was worse than the last. That put me in my place.

Spiritually, I understand that Trump is an innocent child of God. And before he was a Presidential candidate, I found him to be a kind of entertaining American character. But he is not entertaining anymore; he is frightening. He has been elected to the Presidency of the United States and yet he acts like he is mocking the job.

Sometimes, I read that I'm this leftwing comic who just goes on about politics the whole time. Other times, I read that it's just surreal nonsense about crisps. It's both of those.

I'm a man with a great political future behind me.

I don't suppose you offered to help?" "Sage," Adrian declared. "These hands don't do manual labor." He knocked another ball into a hole. "You want to play?" "What? With you?" "No, with Clarence." He sighed at my dumbfounded look. "Yes, of course with me.

If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.

So often with beginning writers, the story that they want to start with is the most important story of their life - my molestation, my this, my horrible drug addiction - they want to tell that most important story, and they don't have the skills to tell it yet, so it ends up becoming a comedy. A powerful story told poorly becomes funny, it just makes people laugh behind their hands.

I'll be so presidential that you people will be screaming loosen up president. Loosen up.

In golf, you keep your head down and follow through. In the vice presidency, you keep your head up and follow through. It's a big difference.

I was actually abandoned by wolves and then raised by Republicans.

If I swung the gavel the way I swung that golf club, the nation would be in a helluva mess.

[Ronald] Reagan seems to be a man of some basic convictions and on the other hand willing to let others do the ground homework, the detailed work.

John Boehner chose a huge gavel. I think somebody's compensating for his small government.

President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner have agreed to play a round of golf together. Imagine the two of them at the end of that golf game? Boehner will be crying over his score and Obama will be giving three explanations as to why his score is actually better than it appears.

Seeing John Major govern the country is like watching Edward Scissorhands try to make balloon animals.