Stephanie Miller Quotes

Naturally, I'm conservative; I'm a Republican. I always was.

In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.

I became a Republican when a very wise young lady asked me how I could remain a Democrat when I didn't agree with what they stood for and did agree with what the Republicans supported.

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future.

But I came from a conservative Republican background.

For me, my party views don't advance my narrative. Until I can find a way to write political satire like my idols Christopher Buckley or P.J. O'Rourke, I'll simply say what team I play for and leave it at that.

I was an Eisenhower Republican when I started out at 21 because he promised to get us out of the Korean War.

I don't like to talk about politics. If you say you're a Democrat, that'll turn off Republicans, and that's half of your fan base.

I'm so Republican, my first name starts with 'R.' I'm so right-wing - well, Randy Weber. You do the math.

A bureaucrat is a Democrat who has a job some Republican wants.

May you be as rich as a Republican and have the sex life of a Democrat.

My family [old-line Nebraska Republicans] can't figure out which is worse, being a Democrat or being an attorney.

You go wherever the laugh is. I think in that respect Republicans have been a little better for us.

Republicans sleep in twin beds—some even in separate rooms. That is why there are more Democrats.

The Republican National Convention was a rage-athon featuring a parade of hemorrhoidal has-beens.

Most people don't see themselves as Democrats or Republicans. They see themselves as Americans.

Senator McConnell is by all accounts a decent person. He's pretty conservative, too.

I still subscribe to the theory that Ronald Reagan once pronounced: that I will never speak ill will of my fellow Republican.

I think Donald Trump has a significant number of issues where he is not a Republican.

Conservative merchandise tends to aim at a point from a place of humor and exuberance, from Trumpy Bear to the 'Make American Great Again' hats to my own bestselling blank book 'Reasons To Vote For Democrats: A Comprehensive Guide.'

As one person said to me , Republicans know [Donald] Trump is a stain on their party.

I don't think Trump's a conservative, I'm certainly not going to support him.

I was a Republican and I saw the activists and what they were doing, it was intolerable to me.

Why in the world are you a Republican?

Obama is not a secret Kenyon, or a secret Muslim, he's a secret Republican.