Woody Guthrie Quotes

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal as opposed to the conservative, who has both feet firmly planted in his mouth.

A liberal is a conservative who's been indicted.

I do not consider a liberal necessarily to be a leftist.

What is considered 'conservative' and what is considered 'liberal' changes in any given era.

My audience is much more center right, or centrist.

I never wanted to do political satire because it seems too surface to me.

When a conservative praises a liberal as 'morally serious,' he means that person is less liberal than most.

For me, my party views don't advance my narrative. Until I can find a way to write political satire like my idols Christopher Buckley or P.J. O'Rourke, I'll simply say what team I play for and leave it at that.

I would think a sense of the absurd is more important for a political cartoonist, because that could define things like a sense of hypocrisy or a sense of the things one has to be skeptical about.

The left hand of the right wing.

A Whig [Liberal] may be a fool, a Tory [Conservative] must be so.

I feel like comedy is important, and I think political satire can be really important.

Dr Urbino did not agree: in his opinion a Liberal president was exactly the same as a Conservative president, but not as well dressed.

MSNBC will never be as liberal as Fox is conservative.

A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged, and a libertarian is a conservative who's been indicted.

It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

I am not a centrist.

Satire is fascinating stuff. It's deadly serious, and when politics begin to break down, there is a drift towards satire, because it's the only thing that makes any sense.

I'm the most independent and conservative Democrat in New York State.

I don't trust liberals, I trust conservatives.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

Every poll about the Left, the Right, and happiness reveals that the farther left one goes, the less happy the person is likely to be.

I was never a left-winger, actually. I was a pretend left-winger because it was more interesting than being a right-winger.

No, I do not identify with the right wing.