Doug Stanhope Quotes

Go to bed, you fool," Calcifer said sleepily. "You're drunk." "Who, me?" said Howl. "I assure you, my friends, I am cone sold stober." He got up and stalked upstairs, feeling for the wall as if he thought it might escape him unless he kept in touch with it. His bedroom door did escape him.

If you're writing about angry people, you use the language of anger. If you're writing about desperate people, you use the language of desperation.

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

The piano has been drinking, not me.

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

Wine is wont to show the mind of man.

It is sad when people can't connect, and the sense of desperation that you feel when there is nothing to look forward to.

One of the key emotions a lot of people seem to be feeling is disillusionment, and what I try to do as a lyricist is touch on these emotions.

I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.

It's always difficult to make conversation with a drunk, and there's no denying it, the sober are at a disadvantage with him.

When I read passages like this, I want to look for the nearest wall to bang my head against.

If drunk were cookies, I'd be Famous Amos

Promise me one thing: don't take me home until I'm drunk - very drunk indeed.

Not only is the old man twice a child, but also the man who is drunk.

"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water."

One should always be drunk. That's all that matters...But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk.

Sometimes it takes all my resolution and power of self-control to refrain from butting my head against the wall. I want to howl and foam at the mouth but I daren't.

Can you see me? Can you hear me? Does anything I say mean anything to you?

I was a little drunk. Not drunk in any positive sense but just enough to be careless.

The part that kills me is that you already know. I already told you everything!

I was somewhat drunk with what I had done. And I am always one to prefer being sober.

Despair is anger with no place to go.

The important thing is to be drunk.