Demetri Martin Quotes

When that fire hit your ass, it will sober your ass up quick! I saw something, I went, Well, that's a pretty blue. You know what? That looks like... FIRE! Fire is inspirational. They should use it in the Olympics, because I ran the 100 in 4.3.

Last week my tie caught on fire, some guy tried to put it out with an axe.

It is your business when the wall next door catches fire.

The house was on fire," i greeted them tersely. "In case you're interested." they both glanced up overhead as if to make sure the house was still standing. Fang sniffed, smelling the smoke. It's out, right?" he said

Walter Plinge said: "You know she asked me a very silly question Mrs Ogg! It was a silly question any fool knows the answer!" "Oh, yes," said Nanny. "About houses on fire, I expect..." "Yes! What would I take out of our house if it was on fire!" "I expect you were a good boy and said you'd take your mum," said Nanny. "No! My mum would take herself!" "What would you take out then, Walter?" Nanny said. "The fire!

Signs of a poorly understood but treatable house fire requires action, not inaction.

I thought my fire was out, and stirred the ashes…. I burnt my fingers.

One day, when we were coming back from school, we saw this big cloud of smoke coming up, and all these fire-trucks in the yard. The garage was burning down. I was 14, and we'd lost everything.

I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It was just my leg.

Firefighters are essential to the safety and security of our local communities. We owe it to these men and women to provide them with better training and equipment so they can do their jobs more effectively and safely.

There's nothing wrong with the car except that it's on fire.

It's not a party until the fire department shows up.

If your house is burning, wouldn't you try and put out the fire?

It is your concern when your neighbor's wall is on fire.

When your neighbour's house is on fire, you should help with a bucket of water.

Had I been in Toronto, I would certainly have been killed in this attack. In the room where I normally sleep, the flames and the smoke and the soot is such that the gases would have killed me.

My colleagues, we're here to smoke the little bugger out.

Every fire hydrant in the country will be concerned.

They have under invested in fire for so long that the catch up costs seem staggering. The traditional inclination is to rely on emergency interventions rather than systemic reforms.

When your house is on fire—that is not the time to talk

People say to me, 'Why don't you fight fire with fire?' You fight fire with water, not fire.

I once lived in a cottage made entirely of wood, and there was an electrical fire. We all ran outside, and no one got hurt, but the house was demolished.

Like, yes, we had a furniture fire get out of control in our backyard one time. But that didn't harm a single person.

Rae burned me. She has matches or something. Look, look..." Tori pulled down the collar of her T-shirt. "Leave your cloths on, Tori," Simon said, raising his hands to his eyes. "Please.

If my house is on fire, I don't need the fire chief telling me I should not have built the house out of wood. I need somebody to put the fire out.