Eugene Mirman Quotes

We’re burning,” Sadie pointed out helpfully. “Noticed!” I yelled back.

One day, when we were coming back from school, we saw this big cloud of smoke coming up, and all these fire-trucks in the yard. The garage was burning down. I was 14, and we'd lost everything.

You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.

Best hope for what, Catman? Death? Bankruptcy? You know, my life was going along…well, rather crappily, to be honest, but at least no one was trying to kill me and no one was dying around me. Since I met you, my life has taken the high road to Shitsville, with no off-ramp in sight. (Susan)

Playing with fire Kitten?

There was nothing wrong with fire … as long as you didn’t stand too close. Something to keep in mind.

For those without fire, any fire is strange fire.

When you're running down the street on fire, people get out of your way!

All the fatt's in the fire.

We've got a bad fire let's get out . . . We're burning up.

Last week my tie caught on fire, some guy tried to put it out with an axe.

I am like a man so busy in letting rooms in one end of his house, that he can't stop to put out the fire that is burning the other.

Perhaps catastrophe is the natural human environment, and even though we spend a good deal of energy trying to get away from it, we are programmed for survival amid catastrophe.

It's not a party until the fire department shows up.

I saw my hometown burning that day.

I am used to playing with fire. Somebody has to do it.

When your house is on fire—that is not the time to talk

Oh my God. My God. It’s all over.

Once I was hosting an important dinner party at our house - everything was perfect, candles were lit, the house smelled amazing with great food and drinks ready. We lit a fire and the flue wasn't able to open, unbeknownst to us. We smoked out the entire house and the fire department had to come - it was a mess.

The game is to have them all running about with fire extinguishers when there is a flood, and all crowding to that side of the boat which is already nearly gunwale under.

Fire is the best of servants, but what a master!

Her only thought was of getting away, as if she were carrying a live grenade from inside the house, so that when it exploded, it would destroy just herself.

I started a grease fire at McDonald's - threw a match in the cook's hair.

That from small fires comes oft no small mishap.