Rob Lowe Quotes

I'm working on Leno. He's from my home state, Massachusetts. And my home country, Italy. I said, 'Hey, Jay, why don't you have me on your show? Afraid I'll be funnier than you?'

We're blessed on 'How I Met Your Mother' to feel like we're doing a bit of a funny playlet everyday.

Everything I am, everything I've been allowed to do, career-wise, has come out of the opportunity I had with 'Cheers'. I think it's one of the funniest shows ever. They are some of my best friends.

I came into the 'Comedy Bang! Bang!' TV show with a level of confidence that I don't think I would've had if I hadn't been doing the podcast for three years already. I certainly had to figure out in those three years the sense of humor I wanted to do and the way to talk to celebrities without being incredibly intimidated by them.

I watched 'The Neighbors' when it first came on, and I thought it was hysterical. And every time I think something just tickles my funny bone, I call my agent and say, 'You know, I like this show. If they're ever looking for somebody, I'd like to work with them.'

This is the joke of me being a part of 'Lost': I haven't met three-quarters of that cast.

I grew up watching 'Saturday Night Live.'

I think that 'Saving Grace' is pretty funny. I think that the show and the woman have a pretty great sense of humor.

I think the desire to be funny was a mixture of wanting to be liked but also wanting to throw your elbows a bit.

The most comical thing for me, even when I watch movies, is the guy who's so crazy confident about himself, with the mink jacket - to me, that is so funny. I wish I could be like that. As a fighter, I wish I could do that, so I could make people laugh. But I can't; it's not my style.

I love 'New Girl.' I think it's so fun.

I love 'AP Bio' - I think it's so funny - it's just not the show I want to do.

Through eight years, 'How I Met Your Mother' has mastered the art of leading-edge comedy, emotional water-cooler moments, and pop culture catch-phrases.

Judd Apatow, together with me and Lena, we're all the showrunners of 'Girls.'

I can say that. I have a television show.

I was hired as an assistant at 'SNL' in 2002.

That guy in 'The Simpsons' - I love Groundskeeper Willie.

The appeal of comedy is that you're not going to look your best. Dressing up or dressing down is something I love and feel very comfortable doing. I feel at my least comfortable when I have to look at my best.

If people are coming to see me because they like what I do on 'Mock the Week,' that's great because they are coming to see me being me.

I'm like Elaine Stritch everywhere.

I just write what I think is funny. I don't care who watches it.

Every script I've read for 'Black Jesus' has been hilarious.

I like jokes and one-liners. I enjoy entertaining and making people laugh, being the funny man. But when I'm launched into unfamiliar environments I shut down, and as I relax then my character emerges.

I am a very funny guy.

I became popular as Bua because of 'Comedy Nights with Kapil.'