Joe Arpaio Quotes

Bernie Mac is talented!

There are two reasons why I'm in show business, and I'm standing on both of them.

If I had been on 'Ally McBeal,' I would have been seen coming out of the shower on the first show.

But I'm kind of spoilt when it comes to comedy. I was on 'Friends', which was one of the funniest things on television.

I love Jason Bateman. He's so funny.

Ego is hilarious - especially the vanity of a comedian. As soon as you see one start worrying about how cool he is or about how many stadiums he can fill, he stops being funny.

Bill Murray was just so funny to me - there wasn't anything spooking him.

It always makes me laugh to think that I get to sit around and chat with people like Anne Reid and Derek Jacobi and get paid for it.

A lot of people didn't know I was doing Broadway. They thought I was one of those guys who was famous for being famous. I was the one who sat next to Charles Nelson Reilly and said funny things.

I can say that. I have a television show.

Robin Williams, another person I didn't know. He is genuinely hilarious.

People ask me what Gillian Anderson's like to work with, and I have no idea!

I have a surfboard that says 'Linda Hunt Choice TV Actress: Action.' I am an action star! I don't know what that is about, but I like it.

I'm probably the biggest reality television star living.

We're blessed on 'How I Met Your Mother' to feel like we're doing a bit of a funny playlet everyday.

Put me up against Sarah Silverman and I could take her.

Zach Galifianakis is hilarious. I worked with him on a pilot before; he's hilarious and such a nice person.

I don't watch 'American Idol,' but I wouldn't call it 'undignified.'

George Liquor is really the richest character I have. I'm amazed there aren't 365 episodes about him on TV already.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.

But as far as being popular, yeah, I think Dave Barry is really funny.

I've got a great sense of humor, and if I'm able to say or do something in a movie that people feel like they want to repeat, that's hugely flattering.

My idol was Jack Benny and he was the master of subtlety and timing.

It's fun being Bill Engvall.

I was in high school when Will Ferrell was first on 'Saturday Night Live', and I remember thinking, 'Man, that guy is the funniest guy ever.'