Chunky Pandey Quotes

Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.

My wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman in the world. This is a paid political announcement.

When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last.

My husband says I like animals more than I like people. I take that as the compliment he means it as.

When we got married my wife told me I was one in a million. I found out she was right.

My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week.

I gave him a compliment! All right, I told him he probably would've made, like, a really expensive slave in the, like, in the olden-timey days.

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife.

My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping.

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

I love my wife to death. I mean my ex-wife.

I have one female fan. But she lives with me. I'm not aware of any others.

My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That's the same marriage I have.

I take anything other than 'you big pig!' as a compliment.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

My wife sent her photograph to the lonely hearts club. They sent it back, said they weren't that lonely.

My wife is way funnier than I am. As much as I don't really feel I share a sense of humour with my family, I definitely share one with her - we find the same things funny.

I enjoy campaigning because my husband makes the speeches and I receive the roses.

I've got a wife who never misses me. Her aim is perfect!

I died. Which is fantastic, because I have died already; I have been there and come back. I am completely recovered, thank you.

For me, the most indispensable tool for wrapping presents is a wife.

Your wife is always right, fam.

My wife saw a mug somewhere that says, 'I'm silently correcting your grammar.' I think that is perfect thing for me.

I said to my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' She said, 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'