Sarah Silverman Quotes

Praise is more obtrusive than a reproach.

I take anything other than 'you big pig!' as a compliment.

Praise is always pleasing, let it come from whom, or upon what account it will.

I said excuse me you're a hell of a guy, I mean my my my my you're like pelican fly!

Whether it's an innate ability or an acquired way of regarding the world around us, being labeled as funny can only be accepted as a compliment.

The sweetest of all sounds is praise.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

I think people ragging on me is kind of a form of flattery.

Kurt Vonnegut said, 'The best of Bob and Ray is virtually indistinguishable from the worst.' I'm sure he meant that as a compliment.

I would really like to be reborn as my wife, Bhavana, because people keep telling her that she has got a beautiful husband.

My wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman in the world. This is a paid political announcement.

I take my hat off to you — or I would, if I were not afraid of showering you in spiders.

There are many occasions when the highest praise one can receive is the attack of some given scoundrel.

The United States deserves nothing but love and adoration and gold medals left and right and peace prizes left and right, things we never get.

It is easy to flatter; it is harder to praise.

GOOD, adj. Sensible, madam, to the worth of this present writer. Alive, sir, to the advantages of letting him alone.

Compliment but do not covet.

I don't give out compliments easily.

I am in perfect health, and hear it said I look better than ever I did in my life, which is one of those lies one is always glad to hear.

You may be liberal in your praise where praise is due: it costs nothing; it encourages much.

If they give me the bloody prize, why can't they say nice things about me?

Praising people behind their back is monstrously unfair, because the one thing you can't defend yourself against is the good that people say about you.

When you look up 'hilarious' in the dictionary, there's a picture of you.

You are wonderful, Father.""I'm more than wonderful, how dare you insult me.

Tony Bennett said to me, "Wow, your talent is amazing." Maybe he's a bore, maybe he's a jerk, but when he said that to me, I didn't need anything more than that.